Call me Hrishii. I am Hrishii. Yes I am.
Nah just kidding, BUT SERIOUSLY, I'm not Hrishii.
I'm here just to rescue this half-dead blog.
Who am I? Stop guessing could you? Just take me as Hrishii Haran okay.
Today's topic is..
Black Jack.
Why Black? Why Black Jack?
Coz' it's Chinese New Year now.
Everyone will take their angpau money out and gamble gamble gamble
especially the Chinese people.
Why Black Jack can be the hottest card game?
Poker still loses to it?
Me, as half of Hrishii Haran,
on HrishiidaHaran.blogspot.com,
proudly present to you,
The Meaning
of
BLACKJACK
1.
The first letter oｆ BLACKJACK
is B.
It also stands for
BUCKET
Because everyone has to think like this,
'I bring a bowl in I must bring a BUCKET out.'
With this kind of thought, you can play well
and get higher chance to win.
2.
Second letter of BLACKJACK
is L.
It stands for
LUCK
It's like, duh? Who doesn't want to be lucky when it comes to cards?
So, pray more to your own God, as in Allah, Buddha, Jesus or whoever you truly believe.
It helps, believe me. lol.
3.
BLACKJACK
Third is A.
ACCURACY
This is actually pretty dumb and funny for me to explain.
Accuracy? Yesh, you must be very accurate during game.
Don't be careless while counting your cards wrongly.
For example,
'Yay I got 20! I'n gonna win! woo hooo!'
Math failed kinda meaning -.-
4.
BLACKJACK
C.
COMPACT
Hold and protect your cards properly no matter how sucked it is.
Hold it tight. And also your expression, remain calm.
You might just get over it, why do you show that kind of
omg-lose-again-fark-larh face?
5.
BLACKJACK
K.
Keen
Be sharp like a blade.
Sharp in guessing what's happening next and move on, do what you should do, make a right decision and grab those bloody golds.
6.
BLACKJACK
J.
JOINT
Relationship between players is very important.
Players can work together in a smart way to make the banker to lose big.
Not playing cheat like changing cards for duh.
7.
BLACKJACK
A again, but this time it's
ATTITUDE
Not too humble, not too cocky.
Be calm.
A lil joker, a lil cool,
a lil fancy, a lil dumb.
That's the attitude to win big.
8.
BLACKJACK
C.
CONDOM
PLAY SAFE.
That's the only word.
9.
BLACKJACK
K.
KInd.
Exactly, please be very very kind.
In all situation.
Don't spoil other people's mood just because you're rude.
For example,
the player beside you asks you,
'Hey, can I see your cards? I'm hesitating to be hit,'
You should smile and reply gently,
'No problem sexy, one look ten dollar (: (: '
Done. The simple knowledge about Blackjack.
You may think this post is just a waste of time but..
No? I've been thinking half day what to update on Hrishii's blog,
BLACKjack is like the best topic to talk about.
Hey you?
Still thinking who am I?
Not gonna tell you ngek ngek ngek.
But a clue : I'm a clumsy person.
I always drop my things everywhere.
Ops, did I drop something again?
Nah just kidding, BUT SERIOUSLY, I'm not Hrishii.
I'm here just to rescue this half-dead blog.
Who am I? Stop guessing could you? Just take me as Hrishii Haran okay.
Today's topic is..
Black Jack.
Coz' it's Chinese New Year now.
Everyone will take their angpau money out and gamble gamble gamble
especially the Chinese people.
Poker still loses to it?
Me, as half of Hrishii Haran,
on HrishiidaHaran.blogspot.com,
proudly present to you,
The Meaning
of
BLACKJACK
1.
The first letter oｆ BLACKJACK
is B.
It also stands for
BUCKET
Because everyone has to think like this,
'I bring a bowl in I must bring a BUCKET out.'
With this kind of thought, you can play well
and get higher chance to win.
2.
Second letter of BLACKJACK
is L.
It stands for
LUCK
It's like, duh? Who doesn't want to be lucky when it comes to cards?
So, pray more to your own God, as in Allah, Buddha, Jesus or whoever you truly believe.
It helps, believe me. lol.
3.
BLACKJACK
Third is A.
ACCURACY
This is actually pretty dumb and funny for me to explain.
Accuracy? Yesh, you must be very accurate during game.
Don't be careless while counting your cards wrongly.
For example,
'Yay I got 20! I'n gonna win! woo hooo!'
Math failed kinda meaning -.-
4.
BLACKJACK
C.
COMPACT
Hold and protect your cards properly no matter how sucked it is.
Hold it tight. And also your expression, remain calm.
You might just get over it, why do you show that kind of
omg-lose-again-fark-larh face?
5.
BLACKJACK
K.
Keen
Be sharp like a blade.
Sharp in guessing what's happening next and move on, do what you should do, make a right decision and grab those bloody golds.
6.
BLACKJACK
J.
JOINT
Relationship between players is very important.
Players can work together in a smart way to make the banker to lose big.
Not playing cheat like changing cards for duh.
7.
BLACKJACK
A again, but this time it's
ATTITUDE
Not too humble, not too cocky.
Be calm.
A lil joker, a lil cool,
a lil fancy, a lil dumb.
That's the attitude to win big.
8.
BLACKJACK
C.
CONDOM
PLAY SAFE.
That's the only word.
9.
BLACKJACK
K.
KInd.
Exactly, please be very very kind.
In all situation.
Don't spoil other people's mood just because you're rude.
For example,
the player beside you asks you,
'Hey, can I see your cards? I'm hesitating to be hit,'
You should smile and reply gently,
'No problem sexy, one look ten dollar (: (: '
Done. The simple knowledge about Blackjack.
You may think this post is just a waste of time but..
No? I've been thinking half day what to update on Hrishii's blog,
BLACKjack is like the best topic to talk about.
Hey you?
Still thinking who am I?
Not gonna tell you ngek ngek ngek.
But a clue : I'm a clumsy person.
I always drop my things everywhere.
Ops, did I drop something again?
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